Monday Night Wars II - Shot's Version

[Shot In The Dark]

Too many PMs to you! Sorry

[Shot In The Dark]

A lot of pyro blasts off, the crowd cheers wildly, and we're ready for No Way Out! Fans are welcomed at home, and we're in for the first bout of the night.

Match 1
Career Threatening Match
John Cena def. MVP in 12:07 to keep his career alive!
Typical John Cena match. Cena was used as a punchbag for the first two minutes, but then rejoiced, seemingly awake after a slap by MVP, and squashed him for another two minutes. MVP capitalized in an opening to destroy Cena for nearly the rest of the match....Until John Cena slowly got out of the STFU by MVP, rising to his feet carrying MVP, and then dropped him with an FU. Two count. John Cena lifts him...Two more FUs. MVP was knocked down and out, and Cena pinned him for the victory.

Match 2
Intercontinental Championship
Matt Hardy def. Drew McIntyre (c) in 15:28 to win the coveted championship!
Back and forth match, a lot of high risk bumps, either Matt Hardy's constant attempts of top rope maneuvers, from which half failed, or Drew McIntyre's attempts of rule violations. The match ended with both men again on the top rope... Drew about to hit his finisher to the outside into the announce table, but Matt Hardy countering into a Side Effect off the top rope. He climbed to the top ropes, did the JEFF Hardy taunt, yelled "I'm the ONLY Hardy, goddamnit!" and jumped with a Swanton Bomb on top of Drew McIntyre, the slow cover was made, and Hardy did it. An evil smirk comes across his face as the fans cheer hard for him.

Match 3
UX4T Semi-Finals Match
The Hart Dynasty def. The Fortunate Sons in 12:59 to advance in the tournament!
Solid tag team match. Lots of moments and reversals between these four...A rematch could be on the works. The match was ended with Tyson Kidd grabbing a chair when the referee was distracted and nailing Brett DiBiase with it in a perfectly executed Van Daminator, then crawling to the pinfall. Joe Hennig snapped post match and hit the Perfect-Plex on both members of the Hart Dynasty. Hennig had some words afterwards.

Joe: This will NOT end like this, you two! I DEMAND a rematch, this was extremely unfair, this was rule breaking to the maximum, this was the cheapest, most low-life thing you could do in a tournament! So, go ask your big guy Bret for your match! Are you afraid of us? If not...Just ask for the damn rematch.

Promo: WrestleMania XXVI

Cut to the next match of the night.

Match 4
ECW Championship Match - Barbed-Wire Cage Match
Extreme Jackson (c) def. Shelton Benjamin in 11:07 to retain!
Ezekiel, billed for this match as Extreme Jackson, was barely able to beat Benjamin. Coming with a full pack of weapons, Extreme Jackson was able to powerbomb Benjamin off the structure with both men bleeding profusely for the victory in this shadowish new gimmick.


Match 5
UX4T Semi-Finals Match
The Hurricane/Yoshi Tatsu def. Bryan Danielson to advance in 4:01.
Quick beatdown for Bryan Danielson...For obvious reasons, Kawal didn't come out - he wouldn't wrestle two matches in a row, in a match with a mask and the other one without it. Bryan Danielson had slim to none offense. Yoshi Tatsu delivered his deadly kick to win.

Match 6
World Heavyweight Championship Match - Elimination Chamber
Undertaker def. Big Show, John Morrison, Kane, Low-K and Jack Swagger in 25:18 to retain the gold!
Awesome Elimination Chamber Match...Lots of extreme bumps, hardcore action, and lots of risk taking.

Order of Entrances

1st - John Morrison and Jack Swagger at 0:00
2nd - Kane at 4:00
3rd - Low-K at 8:00
4th - Big Show at 12:00
5th - Undertaker at 16:00

Order of Eliminations

1st - Jack Swagger - After Starship Pain from Morrison at 5:02.
2nd - John Morrison - After chokeslam against his pad from Kane at 9:09.
3rd - Low-K - After a chokeslam by Undertaker on top of the pad, and then a double chokeslam by both Kane and Big Show at 17:41.
4th - Kane - Kane and Undertaker initially double chokeslammed Big Show, but then Big Show managed to quickly get up and chokeslam both. Show fell back, tired, and Undertaker pinned Kane at 20:12.
5th - Big Show - Undertaker and Big Show smiled sadistically at each other. After a stalemate between both, a lot of offense, Big Show seemingly had the match won after avoiding Undertaker's outside dive into the steel, but Undertaker fired the Hell's Gates out of nowhere. Big Show tired to lift up Undertaker for a powerbomb, but eventually ceded to Undertaker's weight and tapped out.

Match 7
UX4T Tournament Final Match
The Hart Dynasty def. Hurricane/Yoshi Tatsu to win the gold in 9:18!
Quick match, all men already tired, but a good match nonetheless. The momentum bounced between the Harts and the ECWers, and chaos ensued in the end of the match, until Tyson Kidd locked in the Sharpshooter for the victory.


Match 8
WWE Championship Match - Hell in a Cell
EDGE def. Sheamus in 19:28 to win the WWE Championship!
Sheamus entered the ring, without knowing who he was going to face...Until Edge came out to a huge pop! A great match followed, counters, high risk bumps, reversals, everything, including many cell spots, and Sheamus and Edge battling on the top of the structure. The ending saw Sheamus and Edge both going by the door on the top of the cell into the mat below, Edge getting up first, making Sheamus rise to his feet, and nailing the spear for the victory.

This concludes the show.

[Shot In The Dark]

The intro hits, the crowd loves it, and we're live from TNA iMPACT! The announcers welcome the fans, the excitement in the arena is noticeable...

"Get Ready to Fly" hits the PA system and is met with a mixed reaction. AJ Styles comes out, with no Nature Boy attire, no Flair boys around him, only him and a mic. He slides under the bottom rope and starts to speak.

AJ: You know, I'm getting a little tired of this.

The crowd pops, knowing what he's talking about.

AJ: I'm tired of Ric Flair walking all over me and telling me what I should do and what I shouldn't do. I'm tired of hearing him moaning over and over again, giving me Nature Boy outfits that make me look like a 50 year old hag, giving me ten ladies for sexual pleasure I could just get with one, and making me shout "WOO". I'm tired...That's why I'm here to ask you something, Ric. I'm asking you, simply, to, once and for all, get the holy hell out of my life. Is that hard enough to ask? I want you...Out of my life.

Ric Flair comes down the aisle, along with his son David, to a LOT of booing.

Flair: What did you want, Styles!? I WAS TRYING TO HELP! Are you perfect? NONE of us are perfect, but you get freakin' close if you're the NATURE BOY! WOOO--

AJ: Shut up, for god's sake, I can't stand hear your moaning!

Flair: NOBODY interrupts the Nature Boy!

AJ: You want some news? I DO! And, in case you haven't understood yet...I officially DISMISS your services as a manager!

The crowd goes loud, but Flair goes nuts.

Flair: You can't, AJ! YOU CAN'T! YOU CAN'T, YOU CAN'T! I control you! You pledged to me that the day you'd leave me would be the day you'd leave TNA!

The crowd boos very loudly.

AJ: Times have changed, Flair! I don't want you anymore, and you're not a BOY anymore, you're the Nature Bi[BEEP]!

Flair: AJ, you're going off the limits here! I swear to god, if you dump me, I'm going to take you out of TNA!

AJ: Do you want to make a bet, Flair? We'll do it like this. A match TONIGHT on iMPACT! Make it AJ Styles defending his title against a wrestler of your choice. If I win, you lose all rights of being my manager. If your picked wrestler wins, he'll win the TNA World Title AND I do whatever you want. And...You may not pick David Flair. It has got to be someone actually worth facing.

Flair: You've got it! But remember, AJ... Luck is not on your side.

The Flair Family walks out to a chorus of boos...But they're interrupted by the Abyss theme song! Abyss comes out, to a huge pop, knocks down Flair, and chokeslams David Flair off the stage into a table below to a huge pop. Flair runs away, and Abyss runs down the aisle, now battling AJ. AJ tries to knock him down, but Abyss scoops him up and drives him spine first with a nasty Black Hole Slam. The crowd cheers.

*Commercial Break*

Match 1
Tag Team Match
The Motor City Machine Guns def. Beer Money Inc. in 9:18.
Good match. Chris Sabin and Alex Shelley did amazing highflying spots during the first two minutes, but were then dominated by BMI during the next six minutes. Chris Sabin interfered to gain an opening for Alex, and the dominance was restored to them as Sabin hit a shooting star press to capture the victory.

The scene cuts to backstage, where a brawl has broken out. Acid Attack (Nightwing, Raven, Dr. Stevie, Kiyoshi, Tomko and James Mitchell) are all viciously attacking Rhino. Quickly comes the nWo to a huge pop, and they enter the brawl. Acid Attack is dominated once more, until Eric Bischoff comes to the screen. The crowd boos.

Eric: Security!

Four or five men storm into the scene.

Eric: Please take these Nitro World Order gentlemen away, if you many...

The security men take away the nWo. However, Hogan pushes them aside and gets on Bischoff's face.

Hogan: What the hell is your problem, Eric?! Why the hell are you doing this?!! It was ME who gave you powers, brother! It was ME who gave you your fair share of control over TNA...

Eric (lowering his head, mumbling): Times have changed.

The nWo is carried away. Rhino, out of nowhere, gets up and gores down Raven. The rest of Acid Attack beats up on Rhino, as Eric Bischoff and James Mitchell shake hands. The scene cuts to the ring, where we're ready for another match...

Match 2
Singles Match
Jay Lethal w/Randy Savage def. Homicide in 8:31.
The match started violently, with Homicide unleashing away on Lethal. Lethal bounced back, with stiff looking kicks, and both men engaged in an extreme match. A lot of wrestling on the outside, almost a DQ, but both men came back to the ring. Homicide hits his nasty cutter, having the match won, but Randy Savage interferes out of nowhere with a brass knuckle punch! Homicide was dazed, and Lethal rolled him up for the quick victory.

Post match, he and Randy Savage celebrate in the ring. Savage grabs a mic.

Randy: Ohhhh yeah, I just saw the New Era Macho Man destroy Homicide, and I loved it! Therefore, I'm going to ask this man the LETHAL question! But before that, yeah, before I wanted to say... Homicide, THIS was the truth!

Savage laughs. The crowd cheers.

Randy: And now, the question... Jay Lethal...Shall the Old Era Macho Man, and the New Era Macho Man TEAM UP and join the NWO?!

The crowd goes off the roof. Lethal is nervous...

Jay: This is a tough decision, so I'm going to go ahead and say... YES!

Randy: There you have it people...We're going to THE NITRO WORLD ORDER!

The crowd cheers hard. A stagehand delivers Randy Savage two nWo shirts, which they dress, and then Savage/Lethal celebrate in the ring. Suddenly, the lights go out, and when they come back, KURT ANGLE is coming full speed from the crowd as they boo heavily! Angle jumps the barricade, slides under the ropes and starts beating up on both men. Security comes in to stop Angle, they lock handcuffs on him and drive him away.

*Commercial Break*

The announcers show us the card for Global Impact, along with some new matches that were just announced.. "Sabbath Bloody Sabbath" by Black Sabbath is the theme.

USA Card

MAIN EVENT
TNA World Heavyweight Championship
AJ Styles (c) vs Abyss

UK Card

Sub-Main Event
TNA X Division Championship
Daniels (c) vs Rob Van Dam

Legends Singles Match

Johnny Saint (UK indy circuit legend) vs
Sting

Japan Card

Sub-Main Event
TNA World Tag Team Championship Gauntlet Match
Powerplant (c) vs Motor City Machine Guns vs Beer Money Inc. vs No Limit (NJPW) vs Blue Justice Army (NJPW) (If the BJA wins, the TNA tag titles are unified with NJPW tag titles)

Dream Singles Match
Amazing Red vs Jushin "Thunder" Liger (NJPW)

And now, it's time for another match.

Match 3
3-Way Tag Team Match
Taylor Wilde/Sarita def. Madison Rayne/Velvet Sky and Tara/ODB in 10:18.
Great match, featuring the knockouts that didn't show up on TV in a while. A lot of chaos in the match, with neither team monopolyzing the bout. The end saw utter chaos; all teams began beating each other, all the members of the teams in the ring, until Taylor nailed the bridging german suplex on Tara for the victory. Afterwards, she grabs a mic.

Taylor: Beautiful People, we have just defeated you, so I think we deserve a title match! That's right, we're challenging you two for a match at Global Impact!

The crowd cheers. Velvet grabs a mic.

Velvet: You want it? Well, bitches, you haven't pinned US!

Taylor: Oh yeah? Give us the match and we'll prove you we can!

Velvet: You haven't WON the opportunity! Let's make it like this: We will test you two next Monday. You'll do what you're told to do. If you're able to pass the test, we will give you a Knockout Tag Team Title match. If not, you may NEVER have one again!

Velvet laughs. She and Rayne leave to the sound of their theme. Wilde and Sarita look on...

*Commercial Break*

Match 4
Singles Match
Rob Van Dam def. Amazing Red in 13:05!
Very entertaining match. Both sides had a lot of offense, with the crowd very into it. Amazing Red did some suicidal bumps amidst the bout, while RVD countered back with some insanity of his own. The match ended when Red's hurracanrana was countered into a powerbomb by RVD, who then attempted a Rolling Thunder that was yet countered by Red's both knees, Red getting up, trying a superkick on RVD, but getting caught and driven down, with RVD then climbing to the turnbuckle and nailing the 5-Star Frog Splash for the victory.

We cut to backstage, where Eric Bischoff is talking with Acid Attack.

Eric: Mitchell, what shall we do now?

James: I think we can have Nightwing handling the job.

Eric: Okay then... The following contest is a backstage brawl, scheduled for one fall. Nightwing...Versus poor old Daniels.

This match is truly on...But Daniels is all tied up and defenseless!

Match 5
Singles Backstage Brawl
Nightwing def. Daniels in 1:32.
Quick beatdown. Nightwing whipped Daniels all over the place. Daniels couldn't do anything about it since he's tied with a rope. The "match" ended with a spinebuster by Nightwing on the concrete. He celebrates to the sound of "Nightwing" by Black Sabbath...

*Commercial Break*

Match 6
Singles Match - If AJ Styles wins, Ric Flair is no longer his manager
AJ Styles def. D'LO BROWN in 16:51!
D'Lo came out to a huge ovation! Followed by it was an amazing match. Counters, reversals, high leaps abound, the drama oozing. AJ Styles did three Styles Clashes, none worked, same for D-Lo and his finisher. It all ended when AJ tossed D-Lo off the top rope and then nailed a perfect Spiral Tap, slowly covering Brown for the pinfall: The crowd went absolutely wild, but Flair went absolutely furious. As AJ celebrated on the ring as he got rid of Flair, Ric thrashed the ring steps, entered the ring and delivered a deadly knife edge chop to Styles. He grabs a mic, locks in the vicious Figure 4 Leg Lock and announces...

Flair: This isn't over, bastard! Next week, you and I are going to meet! That's right...[Tightens the hold] I'm going back to wrestling! WOO!

The crowd cheers. This concludes the show...